Friendly Fire – a.k.a Shi-Post the Video Game

GENRES

This game is intended for mature audiences ONLY! If you are not at least 18 years old, this game is too much for you, little man.

You have one simple goal – to reach the aptly-named goal across 40 unique levels with varying mechanics and hazards! Including, but not limited to:

Avoiding piranha plants that might be hiding within the pots while smashing them to find the key to the objective
Using only a shovel to escape a high school zombie apocalypse
surpassing all arcade machine top scores prior to the tactical nuke being activated
Restoring a very nude flamingo’s feathers while evading its counterparts who are carrying knives, chainsaws, and guns
I suppose you’re eating a ton of Devil Fruit as the Straw Hats try to stop you.
Getting around a room full of horny bat dogs and spicy creatures
Building PCs without using dangerous, low-quality knockoffs
Demonstrating to the world that the Protomen are the best band ever
And, my goodness, this list never ends, does it? This stupidity goes on for forty levels?